Total Medals Earned: 374 (From
103 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,475 Points
2
3
3
2
2
4
3
4
4
6
6
Start a new game.
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
1
10
5
6
3
3
4
11
3
1
2
3
1
2
3
3
3
22
2
2
3
6
3
3
1
3
1
5
1
1
1
2
22
2
22
1
3
1
2
3
33
2
3
4
3
3
5
3
5
4
1
2
3
5
4
3
1
0e
3
3
9
7
8
3
4
5
4
2
3
4
5
7
8
5
1
6
4
6
8
????
Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die for the first time.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Break your own record 3 times.
Die sliding.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
360 seconds air time.
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
well! what is it!
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
prostration
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Beat the first world
It's a secret!
Don't tell anyone!
Kill everyone in level 7
Beat the second world
Beat the third world
Barely reach the exit
Beat the boss
Own every gun
Stay close to the worm
Buy the SUPERTHING
Collect all the coins
Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Kiss The Girl.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Take out Santa!
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Get over 100 combo.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found bird poop! Yay!
Beat a miniboss !
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
